Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Core Complex





"Shit! Ruby....."

"Why my Amethyst?"

"Something is missing."

"What is it?"

"Cherry blossom embroidered corset with detachable garter."

"Here's the garter; what were you going to do with this?"

"Nothing now!"

"It's pink!"

"Did you hear that?"

"I thought you said something."

"Shit!"

"Cocoa Bear!"

"Yes?"

"My Venetian mask is missing."

"No!"

"Yes."

"Surrender to my likeness!"

"Did you say something?"

"The car is gone and those two....."

"Shit!"

"It's not really a car....."

"Cordelia took her sneakers."

"The ones with the upside down stars?"

"Yes."

"She has my nose button."

"She has my ear wiggle."

Gilligan has detected pink! Gilligan has detected pink! Pink! We warn you! Pink! Gilligan is maneuvering a body of water. Gilligan has set forth mountain quest regional graphic unable to small fingers detect shutting down power reset warning.

"Must Gilbert name every single device after himself?"

"Must Gilbert name every single device after himself?"

"Must Gilbert name every single device after himself?

"Must Gilbert name every single device after himself?"

"They sound just like the both of you!"

My arm grapples a rather hefty virgin olive oil man; he fell from a ball bearing weight lifted by three hundred and eleven bones. I ask him where he comes from; he points to a foggy chamber, inside a woman is a huddled corner. Rosa enters the room holding mechanical funk resembling science fiction movie prop assembly.

"Where is our child?"

"Your tummy is my pillow."

I fainted....

Prior to being zapped with a gratuitous grommet an assembled man looks at me as if I am the glossary of gods and demons.

"Do you think there's something out there?"

"Do you smell that?"

"Yeah."

"They put marijuana through the ventilation system inside your chamber."

"Dude that's crazy."

Dreams are dismissing husband and wife from fuzzy tickles; we are much too concerned to awaken.

"What is that inside of there?"

"A woman; you were holding her hand."

"That felt nice."

"You like her."

"I love her!"

"She likes you too."

"She loves me."

"You need to get out of here."

"Why do I look like this?"

"You're naked."

"Oh. You're naked too."

"Yeah I came in here to take a shower."

"What is that?"

"You turn a water valve, swab yourself completely with a cleansing agent, rinse off....."

"Will you show her that too?"

"Yeah."

"I'm going now."

"Naked?"

"Yeah, why the hell not?"

"Okay."

"I love her."

"Why don't you take her with you?"

"I want her to miss me a lot."

"Then what?"

"I'm going to rescue her!"

"Get your ass out of here."

"Bye!"

"Bye."

My neck is pegged elastic while a rose petals my biceps; a massive pair grabs the thwarted enchantment through thorns. Her build is an impressive rock star wrestler, she gathers the being known as Chester, and tosses him into a bucket of lard.

"Your boyfriend wanted me to show you how to bathe."

"Where did he go?"

"You got to go find him."

"Okay."

I present a few details; she follows wearing natural clothing.

"Strawberry sweetness....."

"Yes Cocoa Nut?"

"I had the strangest dream."

"Me too."

"You first."

"Your tummy tastes like chocolate."

I fainted....

"Don't tell my husband."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing...."

"You have roses all over your chest!"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"My lips taste like raspberries."

"Let me taste."

I fainted.....

"Milky boy you make me crazy."

"Zen!"

"Nothing."

"I dreamed Cordelia was wearing my pink wireless corset lingerie for a dress and she was riding the sea with those two chunky android men."

"Was she hanging out with a lady who had purple hair?"

"Yeah."

"Can you faint again?"

"Where is our child?"

Sakura is laying on top of a briefcase; enclosed is sixteen billion one dollar bills.

"My child is a billionaire."

"My goodness."

Her clothing is a pair of pink Southwestern style boots with upside down spurs, white rope belt buckle, pink t-shirt, and a white backwards baseball cap.

"There is a music real."

"Who the hell is Johnny Cash?"

See you there! Yeehaw!

"He's got my nose button. She has my ear wiggle."

"My child is a billionaire."

"I know what to do with it."

"Cordelia we adore you."

"Even if I am penniless?"

"More so than ever."





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