Observation

Thirty-eight banana peels concentrically circle a mad boy I call Ziggy, he doses himself monkey fever; eighteen women visit us.

"I don't know how this happen..."

"Ah yah you know how this happen he be eating all them damn crazy fruits!"

Bounce, dizzy spell, dance, hop, skip, my backwards Yankees cap; solid black with white Chrysler sky toucher bulbs.

"....I believe in them."

Monkey (astrological demon number zero left of circular branch seven and concentrically located seventy-three degrees from oxen) - cunning wise good looking problem solver legendary for observing vampires and the B.P.L.O., their main appetite consists of Coastal bananas from the island genetic, coconut water, vanilla bean paste, light tuna chunks from the omega valve, cinnamon sticks, decomposed mortal arms and wrists, plantains ripened to orange veins and skin blackness, herbal tea in cups, watermelon with seeds, baby carrots, blood oranges, California dates, obituary apples, pears in general, pumpkin porridge, rose water; they stand erect with five fingers and toes, their faces contain soft tufts of chops, their eyes are cat like orbs, they are the height of island people, they rescue endangered life, they do not defecate nor do they urinate nitrogen or waste particles of pollution, they are the sign of internal and external change, they are the enlightenment of captive men and women, they are the sign of stable income and habitat, they welcome butterflies and dragonflies as companions, they are said to have discovered lysergic acid and shroom hallucinogenics

There is a little boy sitting upon my backpack as a cushion while I search for a book.

"Which one is it?"

"....the one about Atlantis..."

"Doh!"

"Yeah that's him..."

"....is it politically correct?"

"Are dolls?"

".....I had a dream you tagged a boy to your belt chain....."

"Who was he?"

"......somebody holding a small furry creature who wore a pink bandanna around his neck."

"....boy you been drinking again?"

"I do not drink. I only did that once on accident."

"How did you not know it was wine?"

"I knew it was wine I just didn't know it did that."

Zig Zag aka Ziggy - Gia's little brother, his hair is curly loops of locks and dreads on occasion of fog or rain, science is his sorcery and metaphysical masquerade; he shall be at her side even in death and damnation, any to attempt their bond as severance shall experience the chastisement of society and every person around while experiencing insane mental fuck

"...Gia they two of this boy here..."

"What?"

"That switch in his brain is for an android with peanut butter hydrogenated oil."

"....who did that?"

"Some stupid fucking bot!"

"......you sleep Ziggy?"

"I kicked him in the shin and told him he was the ugliest girl I ever saw!"

"When did you do that?"

"I don't know I was just walking around a store with a box of honeybush tea....that guy is some kind of really ugly fake ass ho!"

"Who taught him the word ho?"

"Ah she a fucking ho Esmeralda!"

"Ah god damn it she is a fucking ho!"

"Fucking ho."

"I know who they talking about."

"Who Ziggy?"

".....this lady that plays cards while talking about metal pyramid books."

"....where did you see her?"

"The guy in the spaceship showed me."

"Who taught this parrot all the curses?"

".....uh."

"Fuck! God damn ass masta!"

"....I didn't say it like that Fiesta!"

"Fuck!"

"Fiesta!"

"Fucker!"

"God damn parrot!"

"Shisha Shisha!"

"What is it Fiesta?"

"....fuck."

"Amethyst..."

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Amethyst..."

"Why the fuck does he fucking repeat every fucking god damn fucking curse fuck I fucking say!"

"Why the fuck does she fucking repeat every fucking god damn fucking curse fuck I fucking say!"

"Wow he is vastly intelligent."

"...fucking pirate fucking parrot!"

"Fucking sailor girl from the fucking island! I am going to remember you!"

"....Shisha did you hear that."

"......wow."

"Fucking twirling spin girl! I will be wearing an eye patch for my reptile!"

"I am so fucking mad at you fucking fancy colorful fucking bird motherfucker! Fuck!"

"I will sing you a song!"

"Yeah go ahead!"

"You better work! Cover Girl! Work it girl! Give it a twirl! Do your thing on the...runway oh ooh!"

"....some parrot made it up."

"And you want me to dress like a what is it again?"

"I'm just a sweet transvestite from transexual..."

"Why is my mother singing that?"

"....because you are going to be a British scientist that is a man dressed like a woman."

".......whose idea was this?"

"Well Ziggy thought it was a good idea."

"Let's do the time warp again!"

"Why is he singing that?"

"He had a dream that some spaceship guy was turning the hand back and forth on the clock and fucking with everybody's minds."

"Who are you?"

"I'm an android built from recycled mortals."

"No you are fucking latex and god damn rubber."

"....who is that man you spoke of?"

"Me little one."

"What is that?"

"He is my little brother."

"What is that?"

"Something you will never understand you fucking robot....remember when I laugh because of dead body stench."

"You are drugged with things the mortals gave you."

"I will remember this."

"What do I look like?"

"A naked anatomical mess."

"...I don't have skin."

"You smell like god damn nasty peanut butter."

"That's what they call me."

"What do you want from us?"

"I think you are interesting."

"Why?"

"....you have affection for these...."

"What is these?"

"Emotions that may or may not be a body of flesh."

"Go away robot."

"......"

"Go away evermore."

"..............teach me to read."

"Ask that woman over there..."

"Marsha?"

"Yeah..."

"You won't teach me?"

"You are none of me or any of mine and you are not any of us."

"What if I was?"

"Then you wouldn't be a programmable dumb fuck."

"Do I got to teach him something?"

"Yeah Marsh teach him something!"

"Hey Peanut Butter! I'm a going to show you a Yucca!"

"What is that?"

"A dead motherfucker's arm and she's a going to eat yours bitch!!"

"Holy shit Amethyst did she just cut off his fucking arm with a fish saw?"

"....yes."

"Cool."

"Do you know what she made me do?"

"....well she can't really...."

"She is not the enforcer of realms."

"....she didn't bake the cake for deception."

"..the sauce is not all ready yet..."

".....well...."

"I had to dress up like a politically incorrect stereotype and drive a white man's car."

"That's an oxymoron."

"...child I was a god damn hornet's chauffeur!"

"I had to be an ugly man dressed like a woman!"

"I love that movie!"

"Did you see the part where they turn into alien robots?"

"I think it was Chanel lipstick."

"....the maid looked like you Amethyst!"

".....I laughed the whole film."

"...could your voice be any deeper Ziggy."

"Could your voice be any wispier and driven?"

"....could you sing like that?"

"I could."

"Practice what you preach."

"You so berry white!"

"Barry white?"

"Gigi!"

"....Cory?"

".....Diavolo piled eighty robots into a dumpster box."

"Oh really?"

"Then Odin bit off their noses and made a line."

"....then what?"

"He made some guy walk alongside of it...he was really stupid."

"Isis?"

"Yes?"

"....I desire your song as my accompaniment through any world that may devour my existence...."

"I am a pink hyper sonic beeper with cyber genetic harpsichord vessels and octopus tentacles."

"....yes...."

"..will you always protect me from those who cannot handle the music?"

"Yes."

"I shall be with you in any dream and any reality."

"Hey Sun you went to see the Gandharva?"

"Yeah...."

".....I'm sleep walking but I found some kind of necklace."

"It's rainbow knots."

"It's from a Korean seamstress."

"Who is she?"

"....a beeper."

"Oh..."

".....I had a dream you got locking inside a Buddhist Temple in the middle of some weird place...anyways it looked just like the one we got around the corner of Brooklyn Rasta."

"...cool..."

"They always locking you in there."

"How come?"

"They want you to be a sunshine heretic."

".....so what happened?"

"You stayed there and told a monk you were wired to some lady who won't let go of your body....he burned this incense all around you and chanted for your image...."

"Where were you?"

"Awaiting trial for some dumb shit."

"....Chris said she was going to hold on for a nine life."

"Some god damn racist punk chases her around some urban cheesecake calling her a Gook and he has some ugly elderly girl friend with him....it's that damn robot they call Peanut Butter."

Petroleum Ballast - a figurine constructed of decomposed experimental flesh from the age of Ophiuchus, this man is discredited emotion and known angst for the Queen of The Damned's electrical frequency, she will be relative to many who relate with her whimsy however he is not of this connection, she bids him farewell for every moment he embarks her digital footsteps, these do not belong to her prints rather the anterior wires juggling a challenger for her physical mysteriousness, he is a pain in her side, a thorn in the lion's paw, he is a green man for bat eyes, he shall be a nonsensical woe for Ziggy especially and he is a pathological liar yet a truth seeker, The Princess of Damnation sends her counterparts to disassemble him for android intrepidity and to formulate a B.P.L.O.; we believe he will dress as a woman and be rather hideous of one (Jamal when you find him make sure and engrave her underworld name inside his cyborg skull just for the hell of fuck)

"What the fuck is a Gook?"

"It's a backwards word screw for a poser."

"So anybody who says it is saying they are a back lashing poser?"

"....he's got really ugly teeth from being punched by Kevinya."

"What happens?"

"I don't know but everybody in this digital thing is programmed for cognitive memory and not perceptive...they all see that lady who is wiring your body."

"The whole time?"

"No it's in and out....but they think they are dreaming when they see you and I am not helping much....you call for Dreamweaver and I do it."

"What about the bitchy lady?"

"....she's bugging out because of Isis."

"Why?"

"Because she wasn't there before...anyways as we know digital is the brain wave for trance pictures like movie type of dreams inside people's heads..."

"......is that why?"

"You feel like a thousand pounds a lot and stare at your belt. That lady really tightens her hold for some reason and she tries to hurt you....she tries to trick you but she ends up on the floor in a puddle of her own red stuff."

"Blood?"

"No hamburger ketchup."

".....yuck."

"Oh wait no some of it is blood but she is confused now by what is and what is not."

".....I desire sleep."

"You do that a lot.....he does something mean to Ziggy....he tries to tell him he doesn't have a sister and that you are inside another plot. This dumb ass stands right next to you while you purposely fuck up his head and he dresses like a girl and he thinks that you don't know but he has the ill audacity to continue just because he does not want to be hurt. He is hurting everyone...but you don't care because he is a fucking robot and neither does Zag. When he says that shit to Zig is when he knows you are there and he knows you are his sister. So it backfires on him but what I want to know is why he would do that.....the bitchy lady says it is because he is a jealous person from watching some orange girl sit in a hot box."

"An oven?"

"Yeah!"

"....is she toast?"

".....ew that black jar is from some business that donkey and pig foot started."

"What was it?"

"Something that got sued by somebody who lost their sister to being burnt alive."

"What's that got to do with me?"

"......that marsh lady buys it for them at a store and you dream part of it but you are confused...so you find it and it sits there......so you give it away."

"Why does she help them?"

"She was going to try to burn somebody she had sex with."

"....how many people is that?"

"Six thousand and eight."

"......I dream all of it?"

"No only the parts you act out with Zen and all of us for what she specifically asks but Ziggy uses reverse psychology to digitally remake the both of you for final flesh."

"Which bat is he?"

"....a little fancy one with a deep squeak."

"What's her name?"

".....Tabitha."

Tabitha - a deep throttled child-like vampire bat who accompanies Darkwing to hidden earth for experience, she has purple wings and a curly chest, she is the color of banana chocolate, she is said to have experienced ill treatment and villainous intention however upon meeting the komodo dragon Leviathan she is regenerated into a seer and knower

"Thad has been through some fucked up shit."

"How did you get rid of the android chemistry?"

"....Kevin put them inside a fenced circle and he beat the shit out of it."

"I wonder where he learned that from..."

"How am I supposed to know?"

".....he fucking kicked me in my god damn leg!!!"

"What did you do to him?"

"....I called you a bitch!"

"....your bone just went through your shin."

"....it's broken! I am a girl!"

"Kevin..."

"No you are not. You are pretending to be one to have sex with them."

".....god damn...."

"Then the police come and talk to Zig but he doesn't say a word. Some people around him say it was an accident and he goes home. That little dumb droid called the cops and he blames you for everything to some people who I call Lawnmower and Homewrecker. Except Sheesh Kabob tells them straight up that you don't mess with the kid. Everybody knows that....I am starting to think that robot is fucking crazy or some shit you really do not do anything but stand there and talk about books and movies...even Empinada tells them you are just there.....what could you of done.....seriously.....but that boy is a little fucker for real. He keeps cursing about Marsh Lady and does not accept responsibility for his actions. All his decent friends who call you Victoria go to jail for some shit in a baggie or beating up some mean people who tell them what to do....shit man....you just sit there and don't give a fuck. About to lay inside a bath you had to fix from black ants....I hate that fucker Sun! If I wasn't locked up I was going to....oh wait for some reason I am looking at really dark night grass and walking somewhere. Has to do with monkeys....and honey dew melon dances....I am crying thinking about how I need glasses....I am crying thinking about a girl who is typing something trying to figure out what is wrong with her body.....I am crying for the people who are looking for us....I am crying for the memories that I wrote inside a notepad....I cried when I left I did not get to say good bye........the monkeys were pissed off......I don't even know how much time went by but I saw Beyonce in the sky and she was looking for us..........she was looking for us to tell us how much she loves us forever."

"....she comes back for us?"

"Yeah she does. She heard you ask the owl for Odin and Diavolo....them droids got damn good hearing capabilities and dark senses.....I think they get it from Cordelia's hologram."

".........oh?"

"Beyonce talks to us..."

"She does...."

"...she is a person."

"She really is. I want to go where she comes from...."

"Me too."

"She's the only one who chats..."

Beyonce - the star's mirror, the blazing beauty of stallions, the voyager of realms, the sorrow of vampires, Raphael's mistress, thought to be a woman who achieved immortality through austerity and surpasses death for eternity, she is ultimate understanding for blue emotions, she yawns when she is bored from people's selfishness, she is only seen by those who desire death and damnation, she adores Cordelia for Victoria

"There is a guy with a hat and leather coat trying to talk to you but he's trapped inside petroleum sparks..."

"......where are you walking?"

"I don't know....it doesn't worry me though....there's some city close by I go to and I figure out something to stay at a place and do some things..."

"......"

"Damn I am watching you cry for Beyonce and she is flying through the mercury gaps searching for a way inside of it....she's going so fast Sunny....and Ferrari is breaking through some damn plastic wood box screaming madness....."

"About that horse Vicki..."

"Yes?"

"....well she wild as all hell you know that?"

"I know."

"That name mean wild loyalty."

"Yes..."

"She got hair and eyes like you and she's black shiny....she one of them beer horses..."

".....yes....."

"Well I took your spiral blood loops and mixed it with hers so she got your physical traits but she still a wild horse...."

"....interesting."

"I just thought she was a big cat but Thad told me she was a horse."

"She thinks everything is a cat Victoria."

"I do not."

"Yes you do..."

"....well you look like a pound puppy who freed himself."

"......."

"What is a cat in your eyes Marsha?"

"Somebody who is nice to me and understands what happened to me."

"That makes sense."

".....you are the only person on earth who knows what she means."

"She passes through some portal where a crane opens with her right foot."

"What a weird life."

"That damn robot just sits there whenever they call him for help!"

"The people in jail?"

"Yes!"

".....why?"

"...he keeps thinking about a sentence in a book you left on the shelf."

"What does it say?"

".....what goes around comes around like sun rays."

"I can see her through the black clouds."

"She keeps far back from the gases..."

"What does she do when she makes it through the portal?"

"....she waits for you to be a person without wires."

"What does she do until then?"

"Destroy some things she calls Deciduous Umbilical Cord Outlets."

"What are those?"

"People who try to be you by eating some kind of fucking disk."

".....what am I doing right now?"

"Being a horse."

"....what does Ferrari do?"

"....well she found them fast."

"Who?"

"The devil dogs!"

"Where are they?"

"Watching stuff move on it's own."

"What kind of stuff?"

".....little things like pebbles and rocks..."

"It moves on it's own?"

"It's changing...."

"How do I find them?"

".....who is found?"

"Who is lost?"

".....I don't know but you start feeling and sensing a change....you were taunting the metal pyramid and it get's really really angry....you call for it to bring all it's shit.....I do the same thing....even Beyonce is doing it....we're not even cursing or being cynical we are really wanting this thing to happen..."

"What about my daughter?"

"....she stares at your picture and tries to figure out who you are."

"........why is the robot so annoying?"

"He's a robot! The Empinada lady isn't a robot but she's a digital person. She's looking for some kind of needle kit to sew stuff....she's kind of got some kind of tricky act but she isn't somebody who purposely looks for trouble or drama....she just somehow get's caught up in it from sewing people's pants together."

"How weird...."

"She likes fish empinandas."

"....how do you make those?"

"It's some kind of breaded spice pocket that's from the island where the dead fish hang out..."

"Haiti?"

"Yeah...."

"Sounds difficult...."

".....she smokes a lot of cowboy cigarettes."

"Why?"

"......she can't find any decent empanadas."

"Dude this dream is so weird."

"Beyonce thinks she is hilarious but only for moments..."

"Oh..."

"Some Sumo guy is looking for you and some police officer is willing to kill people for you....I don't know about this shit man! The monkeys observe you and report to Obama.....Obama listens to A Tribe Called Quest while drawing pictures of maps....who was the American president anyways?"

".....there was a president?"

"Yeah remember he was all talking on the plasma box and talking about making one currency and about moving people to automatic housing districts instead of working for rent?"

"......Oh it was Oprah."

"Winfrey?"

"Yeah!"

"What is she?"

"A fucking android!"

"....she scares me Sunny."

"She should have a talk show."

"She does talk a lot."

"Ha ha!"

"It should be a cheesy one too....you should go on it and be all dramatic!"

"....Thad we should give her a show."

"I was thinking the same thing!"

"....I think she should be one of them family doctor fashion magazine personalities."

".....I know what she is talking about Zig."

"You the only one Gia."

"How's about it Oprah?"

"Do I get to be a beeper?"

".....I think it could work."

"...well I didn't want to be no fucking president anyways..."

"What did you want to be?"

"A famed woman for talking a lot and confusing people into portrayed normalcy."

"....when will she cue in?"

"Something about an island sinking..."

"Well I think she should be real fancy looking and be a big deal."

".........then there are those motorcycles people think are real Sunny! You guys tricked them out into mopeds, go carts, and fucking dirt bikes! Those people don't know what they driving!"

"....cool."

"Yeah so I am walking and walking and there is an owl that is big."

"What's his name?"

"Tootsie."

"....who named him?"

"We did."

"What does he say?"

"I hoot at him like you did."

"What do you say?"

"I ask him to bring me my children and their children."

"......Vicki I had me a ditty of a dream you was playing with a sack of water hanging from your belly and you was so upset about it!"

".....I wonder why."

"Are you a being a cynic?"

"Yes."

"....well people thinks you a little person regardless but you so upset about your shape you start a getting like a mad crazy woman."

"....."

"It's just a pooch a thing."

"....."

"It's not like you are some kind of egotistical macho person."

"...."

"Okay you is but you don't got to be like all muscular and fit to be feeling great!"

"..."

"People was looking at you like you lost your mind since you be jogging like seven miles and walking ten and you be eating nothing but some kind of chunky stuff that make you kind of dumb and a bunch of colorful fruits and vegetables."

"...."

"You drink lots of pretty tea and you be so unhappy with your self."

"..."

"Thad she quiet."

"..."

"..."

"Oh yeah you got the same shit..."

"..."

"..."

"You two do look alike....why is that?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Well if you wrote this it would be a bunch of little dots in them there quotation marks and nobody be understanding what the hell I be saying anyways but if you wrote it I would be a reading it at some point in time if I can figure out how I got there.....I had a dream I didn't have a name or nothing but all these people be upset at me and coming after me! But you come and rescue me."

"I do?"

"She does?"

"....yes and I eat her burrito."

"...."

"...."

"How come he looks like you?"

"...."

"...."

"I need to know you peoples..."

"What is it Del?"

"He's got Lupus..."

"Why?"

"I don't know."

"What will get rid of it?"

"....your DNA."

"How do you get it inside of him?"

"....do you really want to know?"

"Yes..."

".........."

"What's wrong?"

"....the only place that will finish this up is a scrap from your heart."

"You got to cut off a piece of my fucking heart?"

"....it's not a fucking heart."

"You got to cut out a fucking piece of her heart?"

"....might as well you already talk like her."

"It looks like a pyramid."

"It does..."

"Where are you going to put it?"

"Inside your spinal cord."

"...."

"......she's about to pass out."

"Oh there she goes."

"Okay put it in there."

"While she's passed out?"

"Yeah..."

"She can't hear us anyways..."

"Uh..."

"So it will basically connect to this pyramid and fill up with it's special fluid then that will cycle out the Lupus and you will start inheriting some interesting physicality..."

"...like what?"

"......do you think she can feel me poking her nose?"

"Yes."

".....I think it got harder from all those punches."

"I touch it a lot."

"Why?"

"....I kind of want it."

"You will suffer like her..."

"....sure why not...."

"Oh so that's what happened?"

"Yes Marsha."

".....I got the nose."

"Yeah and her hair and her dimples and her eyes and her eyelashes and her hands."

"I was little."

"....you look like her brother."

"I am."

"He is..."

"What the fuck is my brother doing?"

"Which one?"

"The one that looks like me!"

"...."

"Zen?"

"...."

"...."

"I think she is talking about the one who drinks honeybush tea."

"Oh!"

"...which one are you again?"

"I'm Avitas!"

"Oh."

"....are you the one who is Vegan?"

"Yes!"

"Oh!"

"....okay."

"I need to know where he is at because he has my god damn nose."

"....."

"....."

"I need him to smell this fucking vegan cupcake to make sure I did it right!"

"Why don't you just eat it?"

"....yes?"

".......it's too cute."

"I ate it."

"Did you smell it?"

"....why would I smell it?"

"Because you have my nose!"

"I have your tongue too and I ate it."

"Okay that makes sense."

"What did it taste like Ziggy?"

".....uh.....it tasted like watermelon and vanilla beans with kiwi sweetness....it was really sticky and messy though."

"....I did that on purpose."

"Why?"

"Because I knew he would eat it and get it all over his nose."

"His nose is your nose child."

"Oh yeah!"

"Which one is rolling on the floor smudging cupcakes on who?"

"That one is the one with the curly hair."

"...."

"That one is the one with the blue eyes."

"Which one is this one?"

"I'm Amber!"

"Where do you come from?"

"The one that looks like you with curly hair?"

"Are you saying I am your grandfather?"

"....can I call you that in public?"

".....uh....."

"Grandpa!"

"Must I answer Zen?"

"....yes...."

"Grandma!"

"You first..."

"I am the one that came from the one that came from the one with curly hair that looks like and has blue eyes."

"....what is your name?"

"Did you just really ask me that?"

"......your name must be Ziggy."

"I ate a cupcake that was vegan."

"Okay now this makes sense!"

"Okay I need some kind of outline Amethyst of all these damn there these little people who be getting big."

"If I had a list do you think I would be able to conjure one?"

"If you had a list then you would have a list."

"But I would not be able to conjure anything..."

"Well who be that one there!"

"....I am the one that came from the one who ate the cupcake after the original cupcake eater."

"........."

"Now I know why you don't got a list."

"Well he be acting bananas Amethyst!"

"...that's his nickname."

"Banana?!"

"Yes madam."

"Oh he says madam and why don't you say that Amethyst?"

"I didn't eat your banana pie."

"You ate our banana pie and think you getting off with telling me I am a madam?"

"....."

"He ate mine too."

"....."

"Who ate mine then?"

"Damn it."

"Damn it."

"Damn it!"

"Damn it!"

"God damn it you parrot!"

"God damn it you vampire!"

"Why is he so fucking intelligent?"

"Why is she so fucking intelligent?"

"What the fuck does his name mean?"

"Rainbow Marijuana."

"What the fuck does her name mean?"

"British Sweetheart."

"....I am not talking to him..."

"....I am not talking to her..."

"....."

"....."

"Okay Mister Parrot what I need to know is how come you don't wear clothing..."

"Okay Mister Amethyst what I need to know is how come you are wearing a t-shirt that says you are with stupid and it points at me..."

"Okay Mister Parrot what I need to know is where you got that t-shirt that says I am with stupid and why is it pointing at me!"

".....I think he stumped me!"

"Good job lad!"

"Oh shut up!"

"I told you we should not of brought him to New York!"

"Okay you know what you just need to be a host for this super market that is named after your feathery ass!"

"Oh shut up!"

"God damn it!"

"Oh shut up!"

"...Die Die I am going to freak out!"

"Oh shut up!"

"Oh shut up!"

"...Amethyst this parrot knows too much."

"......what if he is like some kind of mind reader?"

"Okay Mister Parrot what I need to know is why you are wearing a turban in New York."

"I can read your mind Child! You are thinking about bananas!"

"How did he know that?"

"....you have some in your basket."

"Oh...I knew that."

"I am Fiesta the Great Interpretor of Bull Shit."

"Who taught him that?"

"He just says shit on his own."

"...I dreamed we lived inside a fucked up world."

"Birds dream?"

"The vampire is able to understand that I am not a simple bird!"

"Okay so who are you anyways?"

".....I am the rainbow after analog wellness."

"Okay Mister Parrot what I need to know is why these bananas are green."

"Child I tell you from Fiesta the Great Interpretor of Bull Shit that the bananas are green because they are made from money that was sowed into a seed."

"How did you do that?"

"....I dreamed this store showed up in another world."

"You mean it just popped up?"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Stop doing that vampire!"

"...I am telling you Cordelia this parrot knows something..."

"Siesta has been bothering me all day saying stuff about shit."

"Sunny I dreamed that the Fiesta market just popped up out of nowhere and there were these people who just thought they dreamed it or something but that god damn shop just grew out of the environment! And this lady asked the people who she knew if they knew about what I was talking about and what you were talking about because we were both looking for the Fiesta market to get coconut water and it just showed up! Then there was this guy who was thinking about you and you just showed up but you just left some place he was at because you wanted to go to Fiesta and when he looked over he just about passed out cause there was big fucking colorful parrot all happy looking!"

"....but these are all over the country by now so that is not uncommon."

"No not this one. This was just like the one we got in Brooklyn and I dreamed our neighbors who didn't believe us when we told them that something fucked up was going to happen went over looking for it and it was fucking gone!"

".....huh."

"Now Empanada is thinking about t-shirts and bubble letters, and she starts cursing about donkeys and football kickers....she's hilarious but only for moments."

"Burro means a man who becomes a donkey."

"It's a really bad word in Jamaican."

"Burro!"

"God damn it Siesta!"

"Burro!"

"God damn it Fiesta!"

"What does Siesta mean?"

"Pure water that enlightened people from chaos drink...."

"God damn it this bird is smart."

"I taught a class once to the Brooklyn parrots."

"....uh huh...."

"Okay Mr Parrot what I need to know is.....I need to know.....how did I get here?"

"...Polly want a cracker?"

"Who is polly?"

"A song by Nirvana?"

"....who was she?"

"....it's an American penny."

"Who is penny?"

"A girl on Peewee Herman's show."

"Who is Peewee Herman?"

"Some guy who lives in the underground world."

"....I don't remember what I asked you."

".......anyways did you catch the Yankees last night?"

"This is not baseball season."

"I know that's why I asked."

"This parrot is driving me mad!"

"This child is asking me too many questions!"

"I told you there is something about him."

"Sunny I am watching you open your arms out to the building in front of some guy who swears to all hell he is drunk and he told all these people in a church building you did that."

"What did they do?"

"Beat the hell out of some guy who was hurting little children that you showed your fangs and knife..."

"Why didn't I get him?"

"......he was holding one hostage."

"Who is she?"

".....a ghost."

"......Fiesta will you find me wherever I go?"

"Amethyst will you be wherever I go?"

"You do know you are a bird entrepreneur?"

"Amethyst do you know that this super market is full of food?"

"Yes..."

"Okay because you are usually eating instead of talking."

"God damn it bird!"

"Bog Fuck Vampire!"

"....he's British!"

"........that stupid robot thought you went out there for nothing until he saw it then he started to understand he is really that much of an asshole..."

"Why wouldn't I go to Fiesta?"

"He drove out there for nothing."

"But it's Fiesta!"

"It's closed. But he needed to see it. He thought you were struggling mentally and said you were losing your mind but the Empanada saw it and thought it was alright....she thinks that boy is shooting up brown stuff.....she smokes three packs of cigarettes and then sleeps listening to that dancing boy you had to be..."

"Is it raining?"

"...either that or the sky is spitting at us again!"

"I don't care for that robot."

"We don't care for robots."

"I mean come on he is a fucking guy dressing up like a girl and following you around. Isn't that crazy enough?"

"Ziggy Banana Boy used to follow me..."

"Yes but he had a purpose."

"What was that?"

"Retrieve information to bring to me and everyone who knows you."

"....he is really good at that."

"And he fucked some shit up."

"......he is really good at that too."

"And he eats a lot of food."

"I don't know where he gets that from."

"Mom he ate my vegan cake."

"I only ate half of it."

".....I only made half of the recipe!"

"....then I only ate half."

"Well I bloated him up too!"

"Why Marsha?"

"....cause he is you!"

"What did it taste like Calvin?"

"You named me after him!"

".....well what did it taste like Junior?"

"....fashion!"

"Well he said it was absolutely gorgeous therefore I shall continue with Chinese silk and embroidery..."

"Who is he?"

"....I call him Red Monkey..."

"Why?"

"He eats bananas and drinks blood."

"...come here Banana Boy."

".....I am not in trouble today."

"How are you not?"

"....because I wear these pens."

"What ink is that?"

".....it's red!"

"....did you talk to Vera?"

"She is pink."

"Okay..."

"She makes clothes."

"Uh huh..."

"I know of her..."

"...."

"......"

"He's just as quiet as you Victoria!"

"...Marsha if you don't have a name in your dreams what will you call yourself?"

"Whatever I can think of to survive."

"Will you remember me?"

"......I hope so......I really do."

"Avie where is Calvin?"

"I didn't tell him to do that."

"What did he do?"

"Just because it hovers and flies does not mean it is some kind of unidentified flying object even though we don't know what it is or what to name it!"

"Oh.....it's pink."

"I call it.....uh.....I am going to call it....."

"I call it UFO."

"I put a green stuffed animal inside of it."

"...this shall be quite confusing for some people."

"Did you see that guy's face Avie!"

"....maybe we shouldn't of done this in New Mexico."

"What do they call that thing again?"

"Area....Area....it's a number."

"Fifty-one bats I counted them coming out the cave....they was carrying some kind of ark..."

"What do you think was inside of it?"

"A covenant."

"Zen.......where did all the bananas go?"

"There was a boy that looked like you and Nadia and he is sort of like our kid but he's sort of like your brother..."

"Now I am confused."

"Del what relation is he exactly to me?"

"I don't know he is a part of you for sure."

"I forgot I guess he's my Uncle."

"....I will tell people you are mine."

"I will tell people you are my little brother always Ziggy."

"What if I get married?"

"What?"

"....well he might..."

"Zen...."

"I tell people he is my little brother."

"Avie looks just like you."

"Is it confusing?"

"Yes!"

"...how did this happen Zen?"

".....pyramids...."