Saturday, March 13, 2010

Bananas





A soft chin curvature rests upon my left shoulder; he snores an owl's coo. We glide through Pandora's Box, a hazy raining forest between two Rastafarian villages. He slips into dreaming sessions while I carry him over a titanium bridge recycled from a nuclear aircraft carrier. Several woman caress his forehead with frozen mentholated acai juice; his fever distresses us.

"Yah boy you be under the spell of going by the nightmare bay..."

"They used to come and hunt us for carrying they weapons...."

"....remember like it just happened....Ruby be fighting them and they be scared off....Amethyst come and tell them they do it for us...."

"...then what happened?"

"Oh he contemplating ain't be worrying us so no more..."

"...what does ain't mean?"

"Something the Aztec folks in Mex be saying for no no...."

"Well they piled they guns in a circle and asked them to come over....then the shit be popping off like fireworks from the Korean Shamans...."

"Korean Shamans?"

"Yeah they be like magicians or something..."

"They black with afro puffs....but they be blazing big different color eyes....some be black some be brown but they all mixed from that sort of place you know?"

"....I understand a lot of it."

"You be looking a little East Asian some."

"Yeah...."

"You be looking like Amethyst a little I say that's why we be naming you little brother......"

"What should we call him?"

"We call him Zig Zag cause he be doing that in his drifting..."

"Yah heard that boy!"

"....I like it."

"He got some kind of glitch in him Amethyst."

"I felt such...."

"He be flipping out some day one these days..."

"One these nights too."

"What you going to do Child?"

"...suffer..."

"He going to suffer too."

"....it looks like a light switch..."

"You saw them do that?"

"Yeah...."

"Where is at?"

"Behind my right ear..."

"How did they put it in there...."

"Some damn android they called Peanut Butter."

"Them damn robots be eating shit all the time!"

"They the reason there are those damn ugly fucking cookies and cakes...."

"Mortals be eating hamburgers and hot dogs and shit."

"......yes."

"What wrong with them anyways?"

"....they got no sense or feelings."

"....she wears fancy clothes and walks down a row."

"Eh?"

"What you say?"

"....oh really?"

"....Ziggy...."

"I saw her a bunch."

"Where?"

"Some place with a tower that was falling down, then I saw her stand on some steps in front of some weird building, I think it was political, I saw her inside some city where people call American money catfish shit, then there was spaceship.....some man was talking with this voice that sounded familiar....he said she wouldn't remember doing it and then he told her he was going to use her underworld name for some kind of purse."

"What did the purse look like?"

"Oh he's so tired ladies..."

"Ssshh!"

"Keep on boy!"

"Yeah Ziggy you tell us all."

"It had an L and a V on it."

"Oh?"

"Was that the man's name?"

"?"

"Yes it was."

"What's it made out of?"

"He said it was baby calves....they must die naturally from ill environment. They must die from pollution and mistreatment....the hardware must be made from gold that is derived by a place he called Fort Knox....he said it must have her name on it in the bottom between red velvet from the carpets Ruby walked....he said it must be hand written receipts from thirteen bots programmed to collect the funds....he said the design cannot be imitated but it will be the most fake thing on earth besides a hater..."

".....I'll be damned."

"I be eating bananas from now on for this one!"

"....doesn't surprise me one bit for some reason."

"When were you going to tell me this little Asian boy?"

"......I'm dreaming I cannot be harmed by big people carrying me to lagoon paradises..."

"What did she do on that ship?"

".....well I helped him make some kind of insect."

"I told you Gia!"

"I told you that bug was looking at you like he knew you!"

"I knew he saw her before..."

"Is he alive brutta?"

"Yeah he was frozen inside sunshine amber. There was some kind of liquid metal that grew into his body....they did it to Cordelia too!"

"...."

"He be having them neon eyes."

"I told you he was looking at you!"

"....he liked her quite a bit."

"Then there was this little silverfish looking person....he was brown and tan....."

"Oh?"

"Louis said he eats uranium."

"....why?"

"It's tasty for him."

"What did you name him?"

"He said Victoria would name him."

".....what else be going on in there?"

"He scanned her body with some kind of violent tremor like an earthquake then he send it into a canyon that bore through entirely! He said it will look like the veins inside her heart and it will connect to Ruby's....he said there would be blood inside of it....he said it was grand!"

"You ready to see Pandora's Box?"

"....what's there?"

"......our beeps."

"...fairies?"

"That's what you be calling them?"

"Yeah!"

"They pink and baby blue."

"Can you touch them?"

"....if they get angry they be blazing fire and orange colors...."

"Oh!"

"You go boy!"

"We be seeing you in due time!"

"We be seeing you when you a full grown professor!"

"Hey what am I here for?"

"....did you finish that book?"

"Yes...."

"Congratulations..."

"I finished all of them."

Stanford, Harvard, Yale, Baylor, Cal Tech; Daisy completes sixty-seven courses dedicated to science, agriculture, and medical supervision. He walks out of a dormitory stylishly gracing a pink button up Purple Label Ralph Lauren oxford, lavender tie, grey silver pleat trousers, K-swiss white sneakers; I watch him turn around for a final gaze at curious social depositories.

"Some guy's name on a bunch of vaulted documents..."

"....Thad can you reverse the miniature symbiosis?"

"It's not really symbiotic...I'm not sure what Baxter did....all I know is that they will be big if they find the thing."

"What thing?"

"I...I implanted a microchip with your plasma inside of it....if they get caught inside the same wave they will wake up in Digital Fuck Shit."

"Do you just curse to curse?"

"....uh...."

"You make me understand how much of an influence I might of been...."

"I talked to some guy who went to mortal school."

"Are you a mortal Thad?"

"....if I give up I am."

"Then I shall be as well."

"He said it was bull shit."

"....if they don't do what is intended and paid for it."

"......oh?"

"There is a test to pass for free...."

"Oh that dotted thing?"

"Yeah..."

"If you score every single one you get in?"

"Yes but it must be perfect."

"What happens to the people who pay for it?"

"They pay for it for every blood drop they sweat."

".....he decided to be a plumber instead."

"....hhhmmm...."

Eighty-nine million three thousand seventy-five underground vampiric transgressors live a Communist variety of indefinite wishes.

"They will just be who they are when they come up."

"They won't be forced into placation?"

"No....I took your bone marrow and sent it through a skeletal trance of sensory projection....they will just be there and looking for you!"

"How do they know about me?"

"....some rebel guy figured it out....they got a world split in half....they live inside a divide and digital sleep...they think each of them is alone...they already been through what you got to do!"

"....do they speak as we?"

"Yes."

"....do they...."

"Yes."

"........where did you learn how to do this stuff?"

"Some guy with tight pants always looking at you."

"....is he cute?"

"Did you just really ask me that?"

"Well I mean what does he look like Thad?"

"..........he wears tight pants."

"....elaborate."

"....he has blonde hair."

"You sound bored with me."

"I'm playing chess with Marsha."

"Is she winning?"

"Yes..."

".......is she kicking your ass?"

"....she fucking took every single piece in like twenty minutes!"

".....how entertaining."

"He has blue eyes."

"Ooooh..."

"She said you taught her how to play!"

"I gave her the memory impression."

"....this game sucks really bad."

"It does..."

"It's so pointless..."

"It is..."

"She said it's to keep people from starting wars..."

"Hhhhmmm..."

"He looks like a wolf."

".....I like him."

"..........."

"What?"

"..........."

"Speak Ziggy..."

"I want a cat."

"God damn it."

"I want a big one."

"...."

"I want her to look like a lion."

"Why don't you just get a fucking lion!"

"....good idea."

"God damn it."

Toe for toe is blasphemous destruction of preconceived notions; I belong to everyone watching. My body disembodies a personality I felt to be consequential.

"I dreamed you were laying naked with a lion...."

"....quite possible."

Versace - violent misconception, wondrous freedom of physical entity carried by a reptilian woman, she is the Queen of Death and Damnation, a house undivided, a name known for power and style, the carrier of majestic flesh, wishful stare, never quite as it seems, charitable vigilance, amorous intention, presentable grace, without competition, economical blasphemy

Medusa - the island girl Gia's hair, legendary induction of poised stature, DNA filament for sand and deserted earth, the slayer of mortals and androids

Gianni - Gia's garment, shameless materialism, abstract fumigation, artistic haven

Chanel - blood red lipstick, currency fuck

Fuck - a word Ebony made for purposeful chaos; thus is humorous slanderous English

"....call her a supermodel."

"...Dia are you sure they should call her that..."

"......I think you are super and you model stuff."

"You're such a flatterer..."

"They will be so confused by the fashion industry....."

"It's because they desire to be socially acceptable."

Digital Sexuality - in the digital box there will be organized confusion for men and women; they are unaware of actual physicality therefore they will deceive only personal enjoyment, women have long hair which is worn as earth bids their body an octopus appendage, men will have chin length hair which as worn as earth bids their body a reptilian womb, clothing is designated for such to dress these particular natural accommodations

"So in this fucking box that Jamal is writing about there are going to be people pretending to have a dick?"

"....fuck them."

"I got to wear big jeans...for him!"

"Yeah I know what you saying man. Look this is what we will do...we will fuck their garments into confusion so they just wear shit. Anybody who tests our bodies will get the real damn truth and anybody who stays inside that shit will go to the metal pyramid forever!"

"Give them darkness and give them death?"

"Yeah....yeah....eternal darkness and eternal death."

"I will call you Tofutti..."

"Hey look I dressed up as this big fucking white cat with pink jumpers."

"You are telling me this because...."

"I need you to make it sickly popular."

"....you're shitting me right?"

"No....no it's very vital for Great Britain."

"The slave nation?"

"....yeah..."

"The black country?"

"Yeah..."

"Alright Victoria. I'll do it because you want it back."

"What do you want in return?"

"A boyfriend."

"What if he pretends to be a girl?"

"....no I am not having that shit."

"......okay."

"No I am definitely not having that shit."

"....alright."

"No fucking way that is fucking weird."

"......yeah."

"....fuck no."

"Okay."

"Hell no."

"Okay!"

".....I was just saying I am not going to be down for that nonsense."

"Make that fucking cat super fucking god damn fucking popular!"

".....you dressed up as a big white cat with pink jumpers?"

".......Nadia told me to!"

"...no there is no excuse for that. You just did it to do it and so you could laugh about it with little British children who know you did that!"

".....how do they know?"

"......oh come on!"

"I'm a supermodel."

"Oh shut up!"

"I am though!"

"Oh shut up!"

"That's what Ruby called me!"

"You should wear a god damn costume that says that shit on it."

"....like that guy in the comic book?"

"Yeah he wears tights and underwear."

"Whose idea was that?"

"Mine."

".....doesn't surprise me...."

"....I thought he was cute."

"He looks like a big chunky Vietnamese guy wearing fucking man lingerie."

"Uh huh."

".......is that what you are going to do with your boyfriend?"

".....what did you say again?"

"What were you thinking about?"

"A big chunky Vietnamese guy wearing man lingerie."

".....I need a banana."

".........so anyways I got to live with some crazy fucking bitch who thinks she's Jesus."

"....oh."

"Yeah so whatever you go through you are not alone."

"....oh."

"......well at least I got some stupid big white cat with pink jumpers to entertain me while I sit there thinking about New York."

"Stan you ready for the mike?"

"Yeah I got this Victoria."

"....I am going to call you Q-Tip."

"You going to mix it for me?"

"Yeah...."

".....I need a back up or something."

"It's another Beeper we call Phife."

"Doesn't that mean Killer?"

"Yeah..."

"Okay."

"We are going to call it A Tribe Called Quest."

"I'm crying."

"So am I."

"This is really important to me..."

"I know..."

"I am just going to bust it for you and my peoples....."

"Who are your peoples?"

"Fisherman and gods!"

"....Die Die what was that?"

"Looked like a fucking break of lightning..."

"It was white."

"I think the world is going to end again."

"....what were you dreaming?"

"Some kid laughing about going to prison."

"....fuck!"

"Some lady was going to rat you out for getting pinned to a cross."

"....huh?"

"Something about you going to jail for some shit you didn't do..."

"Why would she do that?"

"I don't know.....but she knows it was fake or something....she's a bitch dude!"

"Rat me out to who?"

"....who knows man....it doesn't matter anymore."

"What's her problem?"

"She got something stuck up her ass..."

"What?"

"A fucking robot that eats fake hamburgers and has dead body gas."

"....I cut some guy's hand off yesterday."

"He was stealing from the fish market!"

"It just froze inside the ice box."

"What was he?"

"....mechanical and ugly."

"..........Chris I am going to ask you to swallow this fucking tube."

"What is it?"

"It's what the underground world had to swallow....."

"What's it going to do?"

"You are going to be a little person."

"Oh and you are a big one?"

"Shut up."

"Then what?"

"You will come back as you are..."

"What about my Harley?"

"....dude just do it!"

"I need my motor Amethyst."

".....there will be some inside of it."

"...yeah like baby ones...."

".....okay you think that 5000 per KM is acceptable?"

"Yes."

"Yeah it is."

"I can see everything that way."

".........."

"I can."

"...what about your dog?"

"....he's big."

"I know..."

"....send him through the box."

"Alright."

"He's a Saint Bernard and Rottweiler with some chocolate bear blood."

"Grizzly from Russia..."

"Yeah...yeah people don't know they are dogs."

"....he's afraid of bugs."

"......I don't know why."

"....his name is London."

"Yeah that's right! Representing for the color black and blue!"

".....he's got to be trained to fuck somebody up."

"Put your blood in him and let him go off...."

"....that's what they are going to do to a bunch of animals..."

"What about Odin and Diavolo?"

"......we'll see what happens..."

"....shit Amethyst, corn and cheese is coming for me."

"Ugly city is coming for me. I want it."

"It's going to combine into some kind of shit."

"...like it mated into a fucked up world."

"...can't wait..."

".......Hey Stan what's wrong?"

"I'm stressed out..."

"Let it out..."

"Sing for my rap."

"Alright but if you sell out I am going to diss your ass."

".....shit!"

"Remember you wear gold plated rectangular glasses, suspenders, bow ties, and blue jeans."

"My shoes are Nike Air Force Ones.."

"....they are black."

".....who is going to hear this?"

"We'll find out."

"....I don't want to go inside that box."

"...."

"........when do I cue in?"

"....something about a hurricane..."

"Where?"

"....an island in the Pacific."

"Are there people on it?"

".....nope."

"What's on it?"

".......a pyramid."

Blue quartz droplets rhythmatically synchronize a child inside my arms, his liveliness is beloved reminisce, I adore him as my own.

"I will always remember this Sista."

Die Die smashes a coal chamber inside the Brooklyn Basement.

"...I'm still sleep walking. For some reason this reminds me of a dream."

We enter our apartment loft; cinnamon incense ignites emphatic consideration for worlds which come undone.

"....what the fuck is a lawnmower Sun?"

"....something the droids use to torture each other."

"...what does it do?"

"Buzz off and razor their guts."

"They are your puppets..."

"Who?"

"The donkey and his partner...."

"What's going on in there Fadda?"

"....some stupid punk blames you for his insolence."

"Who is he?"

"A sexually confused robot."

"What is sexual confusion?"

"A digital term for being dumb."

".....what should I do about him?"

"Hey....Fellini disconnected the trigger inside the silver car...."

".....who is Fellini?"

"A masterpiece director."

"I know that he was a beeper."

"Well I just call him that..."

"Is he a little person?"

"He's a child!"

"Oh...."

"....ha ha Lawnmower went to talk to the donkey and pig girl and they called him a Sucka..."

"That shit is funny!"

"They told him your dad was a black guy in jail for killing some silly ass nosy motherfucker like him!"

"Oh shit!"

"He cried!"

"Shit man!"

"Then they told him you was a gangster from Jamaica for real and you be popping bitches like him with your knuckled fists!"

"Where did they get those words from?"

".....well Fellini inverted the trigger so they got caught in it."

"......I like him."

"Yah but people be cursing at them through your body....the neighbors...."

"Uh...fuck....fuck fuck fuck..."

"That Lawnmower guy is a bitch!"

"What happens to them sucking cops dicks?"

"....well when they went to pay they dues you told them to say their dicks were pieces of dead people hanging from white gallows and they be next if they messing with Jamaica!"

".......did anybody hear that?"

"Some laughing secretary."

"What else happens?"

"......they still act like shit though....they still a bunch of assholes."

"Damn."

"You made them do the running man dance inside the town hall building in front of a bunch of high school girls..."

"Oh shit!"'

"They did it good too!"

"Ha!"

".......shit then they told Cake they were from the projects called Honky Widget....damn...they told the lady who owns the house they were squatting the place with cat piss all over the carpet...then some guy who reminds me of a throwing ax points at them and starts speaking Spanish like all hell!"'

"What did he say?"

"He said they better not touch your bananas!"

"Who is he Thad?"

"He is a guy who was burned for being beautiful....some fat Texan people did it."

"I want him inside Digi Fuck."

"...he rides the trains..."

"Bring him in..."

"Then go find him."

"Hey you!"

"!"

"Don't be afraid."

".....I don't have a face."

"You want it back right?"

"Yeah!"

"Let's go..."

"Well you did that fast."

"He was in New Mexico."

"What was he doing?"

"....hanging out with stray dogs..."

"Coyotes?"

"I brought them too."

"......alright then."

"What will my name be?"

"Dwayne."

"What does that mean?"

"The pretty boy that you can't touch...."

"....I don't eat much."

"Really??"

"Can I go back to business?"

"What was that?"

"Stealing rich people's houses..."

"How you do that?"

"Liquidate their business and break apart their finances into impossible branches."

"....you didn't do that alone..."

"......they burned me."

"Who?"

"Haters..."

"....what are these?"

"Throwing axes..."

"They are fucking bad ass!"

"I made them."

"Holy hell."

".....keep them always....when you are ready for what you got coming sharpen them and handle them...don't throw them unless you are an insect."

".......he eats eleven hard boiled eggs, three cups of brown rice, six cups of green sweet peas, and five ounces of albacore tuna and I make him peanut butter cookies and sometimes oatmeal cookies but my bull eats corn grits from the bowl."

"...........that's both of them huh?"

"Yeah that's how much they eat from sun up to sun down."

"......wow."

"They don't eat sugar.....they don't eat dairy....dog food is shit."

"....my dog eats people."

"Cool."

"All these coyotes?"

"What are they called?"

"Coyotes."

".....anyways they are puppies."

"......"

"What?"

"They got digital enemies."

"What?"

"Cat eating coyotes."

"Why did you do that?"

"That's how they do."

"....these are different."

"They are fox bred....silver foxes....but still coyote wild."

"What does coyote mean?"

"A friend without a home."

"....Sunny they started howling when you walked by and hooting..."

"Why?"

"They are telling you it's coming..."

"What's coming?"

"....hehe...."

"Nadia I already did that!"

"Do it again."

"....okay."

"I filled it up already."'

"What is it this time?"

"....wine...."

"Delia!"

"Oh...Sheba brought us an arm."

"Delia!"

"Oh...Dominia brought us a leg."

"Delia!"

"Oh........we could make a person now!"

"....buzzards trick bad animals into streets to be run over then they take their bodies to people...."

"Did that happen to you Marsha?"

"I used to watch them when I was little."

"...amazing."

"Sure is..."

"....what kind of snake is that?"

"A rattler."

"....what is in it's tail?"

"Sacs of scorpion venom."

".....amazing."

"....I used to play with them."

"How?"

"....they like marbles and tic tac toe."

".......those are vipers..."

"What's that?"

"Man eaters."

"......"

"?"

"They did that before....I watched them...."

"....huh."

"He was a police officer."

"What is that?"

".....that be a tree hopper."

"....."

".....I didn't know they was real until I saw you see him."

"............what kind of plant is that?"

"A cactus. It kills people who don't like Texas."

"....oh."

"Wife, I understand we will be apart for an infinite moment."

"....Zen....I am infinitely your wife."

"Gia, I propose for you to toast this glass of......what the fuck is this shit?"

"Champagne..."

"I shall bathe in it for you Amethyst."

"Please do Nadia."

"....wow that was unpleasant."

"Yeah it's called teenage angst."

"What is that?"

"Something we understand but you and Ruby do not."

"Damn....she's more vain than you."

"....oh?"

"She's a wicked reflection."

"Who is in the mirror?"

"A snake and a bat put together."

".....really?"

".....she doesn't give a fuck what anybody sees it's about what she sees in that thing."

"What does she see?"

".....a battle."

"Who does she battle?"

".......good question."

"...."

"They look at her at the moment she is into herself."

"Who?"

"The agents wearing black."

"They wear black?"

"....all black and bulletproof vests."

"Why are they watching?"

"......why not?"

"....uh...."

"........this shit is fucking serious."

"Huh?"

"They are fucking dead fucking god damn serious."

"....oh well."

"Yeah so they got some thing set up to look into that house all over it."

"...who commissioned it?"

"A black president...."

"Why?"

".....he's turning into a beeper."

"Well good for him."

".....he bitches about a fat lady fucking up his special zone."

"What's his name?"

"What is that song the kids sing when they get ripe honeydew melons for dinner?"

"Obama."

"..........he beat out a zombie to be the prez."

"A zombie?"

"Do you remember boat master that guy with white hair we used to call McCain?"

"....oh shit he's in there?"

"Unh huh."

"He beat him!"

"Fuck yeah!"

"How did he do that?"

".....chocolate boy and Mocha."

"Congratulations you successfully completed the mission."

"What is that?"

"It's when you do something I tricked you into doing."

"I heard your voice before."

"....don't forget I am what you are looking for..."

"What am I looking for?"

"......an explanation."

"Do you know how I feel when I do this?"

"....I will sing it for you."

"How will I know it is you?"

"Leo obsession."

"Mine or somebody else?"

"Does it matter so much?"

"....I need a banana."

"That's what they eat before they go..."

"Who Diesel?"

"The guys in black suits."

"....do they rescue me or not?"

"....not."

"Why not?"

"...depends on what you call a rescue..."

"....why do they watch?"

"To make sure you are there."

"Where would I go?"

".......not sure Sun."

"What do they want?"

"There are some shit with brown spots ugliness inside a pot cooking on a stove."

"What is it?"

"....some shit we don't do...."

"....why do they eat bananas?"

"It has serene and collective brain molecules."

"Oh..."

"....oh yeah and they are monkeys."

"What?"

"......they got big brains or something."

"What?"

"It's a Planet of Apes Sunny!"

"What?"

"....you got bigger eyes than I thought. They care for you and wish you well."

"Great..."

".....and they kick a lot of ass."

"Monkeys?"

"....."

"Monkeys!"

"They are problem solvers and healthy people."

".....monkeys are not real!"

"....that's what people say about dragons."

"Where do they come from!"

"I don't know Sunny look I am just a guy dreaming about fucked up shit."





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