Mascot Mishap

"Doth thou know thine intention as thy befallest filth and descent...."

".....are you here to sweep the fucking floor again with your.....mind?"

"Doth thou befallest filth and descent?"

".......I wrote a definition for broom....here it is..."

Broom - device composed of naturally harvested material given composition of hardened elemental sanitation, usually brushes made of straw such material interwoven into a handle for physical movement; direction of which being sectional to and fro, back and forth, left to right, encircling a division, patterns for cleaning a portion

"Who invented it?"

".....damn it."

"Do you desire to know?"

"What do I know?"

"......damn it."

"You did huh?"

"How did you know?"

"Because I don't know shit right now."

"........I kidnapped you through a portal....teehee."

"So you're Louis?"

".....you're Gia right?"

".......you remind me of bananas."

"...."

"Answer me banana god!"

"I hybrid a marijuana plant and a potato and it came out to be a banana."

"That's so weird man."

"I like those movies..."

"I was the guy with the beard and mustache."

"....and he was Calvin."

"......I was also that quiet guy that made those faces."

"..........."

".....and that guy who grabbed his nads a lot."

"Such poetry..."

"I really didn't want to be that guy who grabbed his nads a lot."

"....what if you had to do it again?"

"Why?"

"To prove that you come again."

".....no."

"Yes."

"....please....banana....god.............no!"

"Yes."

"Banana God! No!"

"Yes."

"B.....G.......No."

"..........well....you must!"

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because?"

"Because of because!"

"Where is the guy on the donkey?"

"....."

"He would not have this for me."

"......it was his idea."

"No."

".....dearest me."

"Where are the bananas?"

"Inside that digital world you call hell."

"......why did you put them there?"

"So you would be deaf and blind like a monkey!"

"Is that why they are so.....nice?"

"Have you ever met one?"

"...except for you?"

"......okay."

"No I have not can't say I have no sir Mr. Banana Alien Man Who Kidnapped Me With A Spaceship That Looks Like A Fedex Cargo Plane."

"Such a long title!"

"......how do they do stuff?"

"Oh.....they feel every and all."

"Do you?"

"I am going to wire myself to you."

"Why would you do that?"

"So I can come back and so you can continue."

"We must..."

"Are you patient?"

"I am a patient right now unfortunately."

"......hhhmm...."

"What do you look like?"

"You've seen me before."

"I do believe I have."

"I make you giggle and you clap for my earnest portrayals."

"Is it a lie to pretend?"

".....pretend to be what?"

"Somebody else."

"What is a lie?"

"....whatever the truth is not."

"The truth is not."

"...a lie is?"

"The truth?"

"Tis not."

"Tis so."

"Tis another dome."

"Tis a temple unknown."

"Tis me."

"Tis me as well."

"......let me see you."

"Here I am."

"You already have a body."

"You think this is what you say a body should be?"

"What is it?"

"What are you?"

"A hologram."

"As am I."

".....great."

"Except!"

"Except what."

"My body is in that thing above you."

"....it looks like you."

"He looks like me?"

"Yeah what is he doing?"

"....he's freezing waiting to connect to you."

"What is the cue?"

"........a shovel."

"A spade?"

"A deck unraveled."

".....it was booked."

"Alice in Wonderland?"

"Yes."

"............I checked it out."

"Why!"

"....it's missing some pages."

"I need it back."

"...when tis right than right again without a wrong."

"Who must I bury?"

"Who mustn't you bury?"

"What will become of them?"

"What becomes of worlds?"

"Why are you so damn riddled?"

"Because you are the riddler."

"Louis....your purses are the most damn coveted thing on earth."

".......but only a few are real."

".....how will they know?"

"A beautiful girl will showcase the authenticity."

"Who is she?"

"....somebody who is wired to my body."

"Oh."

"..."

"You are quite good looking."

"....oh don't flatter me so you don't have to put up with a woman who insults aquatic creatures."

".........well..."

"You drank a bottle of Neptune's Harvest. Fish and Seaweed."

"I swallowed a seed."

"White Rhino."

"...I felt like....a tombstone."

"That is what you will call it."

"Oh!"

"Uh huh!"

"We're weird."

"I know....now go back to the chair so you can type what just happened in literally a second thinking that shit is much more bizarre than you could ever wish. Note......note this.....the world freezes for our intermission but note.....note thus.....and note this......everything changes and you are missed for the moment I kidnap you. Strange....."

"Note!"

"I was your teacher so many a school."

"...you suspended me like a thousand times!"

"I know."

"You did good."

"You were my favorite."

"Was not."

"Was too!"

"Am not."

"....uh."

"Really?"

"No I was just saying that because of because."

"......how did you do that?"

"What?"

"Lose all that weight and look like.....that?"

".......you will find out if this works."

"Shit."

"Narcissus is out."

"Out of what?"

"Out of her garment."

"...how?"

".......well........she is my wife."

"Oh thank all hell you're her husband."

"I've been waiting for her to get out of those clothes for so damn long."

"Okay that's enough information."

"......anyways she's frozen but with you evermore."

"She was really bored."

"So was I!"

"....you must of missed her for eternity."

"Yes.....yes as you feel now."

"How long will I be here?"

"....I am not sure. It will not be much or more or less or than!"

"That house smells like death."

".....that's what the venom projects. You stink.....when you get upset."

"God damn it."

"Nothing bad....just a warning."

"Does it poison them?"

"The people in the house?"

"Yes."

"Yes.....but they are still digital projections. Even though.....you killed them."

"Where are their bodies?"

"They never had any....just the boxes."

"....so I am stuck with them evermore."

"........not exactly."

"Then what?"

"Find out."

"....this happened to you?"

"Almost exactly except for one switch."

"What?"

".....my computer screen was white encased."